“Stay away from my brother.”
“Don’t worry about it, garlic breath; I got plenty more names for you.”

“Well, well, well. If it isn’t the greedy elf himself. What is it now?”
“Doing what I do best; protecting the Mushroom Kingdom!”
When he’s not fixing pipes or leaks or whatever else a plumber is suppose to do.“Well, well! I’m glad I can take care of things for you, then!”
At least, deep down, he was good for something.
“Knew I can count on you, bro!” he playfully nudged him. “Maybe you’d wanna tag along too sometimes. Like the good ol’ days!”
“I’m glad,” He smiled warmly at him in return, he knew how Luigi gets when he’s not around but it was great to hear he was doing alright regardless. “So, what’ve you been up to?”
“Eh .. eh, the usual! You know, taking care of things while you’re a-gone. What’ve you been doing anyways, bro?”

“Doing what I do best; protecting the Mushroom Kingdom!” When he’s not fixing pipes or leaks or whatever else a plumber is suppose to do.
“…” He might as well have fun with this. “Okay, how about a game of hide and seek? I’ll hide.” Far, faaaar away.
“OKAY.” and with that he flopped over face first into the ground to count “1! 2! 3!…3!…11! 32! 7!” The best at counting.
And with that, Mario ollies out.
“Oh that’s an easy one; it’s my bro!”“Why is everything about Luggy these days? I don’t recall him being so popular!”
“He’s not, but I’d just thought you’d wanna know… It’s Luigi.”
“I’m kidding, bro!” He chuckled again, patting Luigi’s back. “I’m sorry if I’ve been worrying you.”
“It’s not a problem!” Luigi smiled brightly at his brother. “You’re busy most of the time, so I’m not that worried!”
“I’m glad,” He smiled warmly at him in return, he knew how Luigi gets when he’s not around but it was great to hear he was doing alright regardless. “So, what’ve you been up to?”
“Yeah no.”“Yeahno? Is that like. How they say Yes where you’re from? OK, WHAT SHOULD WE PLAY”
“…” He might as well have fun with this. “Okay, how about a game of hide and seek? I’ll hide.” Far, faaaar away.